Comments on: Mario Kart Wii: Epic Moments

By: MidnaKoopa

MidnaKoopa — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 02:49:06 +0000

The perfect representation. It starts off with the repeated extreme-profanity-inducing “cheating bastard” moments…… and keeeps doing that for a long, long time……. but eventually, perhaps, you get good/fast/lucky enough that you don’t get screwed over until after you cross the finish line. Or get potentially screwed over, but end up getting launched over the finish line……

Everyone in Mario Kart is a cheating bastard when they’re not winning. Even you. And me.Because everyone sucks

By: genius16180333

genius16180333 — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 02:44:44 +0000

Yes 3 stars golden wheel club! I’m not QUITE at 9,999 yet though…

By: GXEntertainment

GXEntertainment — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 01:44:46 +0000

I’m the Rodney Dangerfield of Kart.

I throw Bob-bombs forward in a desperation only to have them rebound off the walls in strange ways and of course blow no one but *myself* off the map.

My driving’s so bad, even the AI that takes over after I finish the race gets stomped, shelled, blown up, bumrushed, and bumped off the course.

I’m cruising to a 1st-place finish when I decide to discard the now-useless blue shell I’m carrying. Great idea. I wanted 9th place, anyway.

I get no respect at all.

By: Gourmeticainsularis1

Gourmeticainsularis1 — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 01:39:02 +0000

Guess its safe to throw this banana peel…

By: Skyline8180

Skyline8180 — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:41:17 +0000

who here has every dodged a blue shell? all u need is a bullet bill, star, golden mushroom, mega mushroom, cannon, 1 or 2 mushrooms

By: dphanna

dphanna — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:38:54 +0000

@Skyline8180 Or a banana peel

By: browna0909

browna0909 — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:55:49 +0000

i like how you start out bad but you get better

By: Chrisolboy2424

Chrisolboy2424 — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:38:57 +0000

@dphanna Or a red or green shell

By: Chrisolboy2424

Chrisolboy2424 — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:13:21 +0000

@Skyline8180 I have with a mushroom

By: Chrisolboy2424

Chrisolboy2424 — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:43:03 +0000

was this fillmed befor you ulocked daisy